The "F" Words Meme

1. What's your favorite kind of pizza?

Fettuccine Pizza Pies

2. What is the best day of the week and why?

Friday because it beings along Saturday and Sunday

3. If you were to go to McDonald's for lunch, what would you order?

French Fries

4. The phone rings and you're in a bad mood. You answer it and it's a telemarketer. What do you say?

For your information I am Flushed!

5. You're driving down the street, attempting to keep a safe distance between you and the person in front of you, some loud little car cuts in front of you. What do you do?

Fudge!

6. It's 95 degrees (35c) and the humidity makes it intolerable. Your friend who is vacationing for the month at a beach side home calls and asks you what your weather is like. What do you say?

Freaking Hot!

7. What happened to you or what have you done in the past week, that you would never want anyone else to have to go through?

Fry in my own sweat in this unbearable heat

8. What would have rather been doing this past weekend?

Flicking through channels!

9. What visions (as in people) would you rather not have to look at in the summer?

Flashing too much skin

10. the bonus question
This is the socialite better known as "The Cat Lady." She found her millionaire hubby cheating on her and divorced him in 1999. They say that since then she has reportedly spent $4 million on plastic surgery.

Florence when found out that her freaking husband was getting fresh with another woman, she decided to fake herself up. She spent $4 million on face uplifting.

In 20 words or more, using as many "F" words as possible, write a short paragraph on the above.

Okay...so Einstein wants to know, as do we, how many "F" words did you use without have to use "The F-word"?

I did a lot - you smartie can do the maths!